Check out this motley crew of trouble makers and bad*ss's. You thought the Corleone Family (the godfather movies) we're trouble, you ain't seen nothing yet.

There's Reino, the patriach, also known as the Finnish Godfather, headquarters in Wanup where  the FBI, RCMP and Scotland yard have suspected thousands of his victims are buried. His wife, to his left, the matriach and rumour has it the real brains behind the operation, Marion, who in spite of her sweet and pleasant disposition has been known to kill with one deadly "look". Don't, I repeat, don't look her in the eyes,

Behind. to the right, is Shawn, their son, known as bubba. Shawn is the number one soldier and sworn assasin. You can find him lurking in the shadows in Wanup, in full spandex ninja wear, ready to serve and protect the family business.

Beside Shawn, standing, is Rae Anne, oldest child of the family and main connection to the worldwide network of criminals and murderers. She's been known to sing out loud just prior to pulling a full round house kick to her victims head before she send them to an early grave.

Bonnie, standing to the far left, is the second daughter. Pampered and protected all her life, she only recently has gotten involved in the family business and is planning a coup against communist China.

Bonnie's hand is on Dan, her husband, also a ninja and sworn assasin. Dan married into the family and has taken a sworn blood oath. In the ritual he had his testicles tattooed in the colours on the flag of Finland.

Below Dan is Danilyn, oldest granddaughter to Reino and Marion, and has sworn to continue the families tradition of  havoc, murder and other newer criminal activities. She can be found dancing at Solid Gold under the stage name "Finnish Fatale- Femme of doom"

Again, like her grand mother, she has evil powers and can kill with her "look". Do not look her in the eye.

To the far right is Kristina, younger sister to Danilyn. Kristina is the brains of the family and has invented 17 new ways to kill a man twice her size by using rare and lost art of Ninja tactics. Kristina also has started a worldwide prostitution ring and has begun the initial steps to a massive underground illegal grow op, planting  weed, poppies , cocaine, and various other herbs for cooking.

There you have it folks. The InLaws. Coming soon to a theatre near you….

Rob

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