So, this happened.
About 2 weeks ago, was playing guitar on the beach, jamming some tunes. There was an entire tribe of monkeys overhead. About 11 of them.
Mom, Dads, teen monkeys and babies…They started moving on, came directly overhead, and I heard…”plop, plop…”
You guessed it, monkey poop. All over my guitar case. Nice aim! Missed me by inches. At least I didn’t get it on the head. True story. Gross too.